May 2012
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I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
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Tiffany and Gabby came and got me and we went and ate Checkers fries and took my telescope to a hill and attempted to look at the moon even though there were really too many clouds
Now I am home and high and I have too much energy
gonna go listen to Berlioz and draw before I pass out
martymikalski:
SIRI
WHERE
IS
MY
SUPER
SUIT
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Ahahhahaha jar jar
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“yo fucknuts! It’s probin’ time”
I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years 14 to 18 with...
– Stephen King
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
lovegood-:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare...
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bigundies:
petition for saying “i want to eat you” to be the new way we say “i love you”
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A few things
The Antlers are so good
my neighbors have been setting off fireworks and howling like wolves for a solid 45 minutes now
I may or may not be deeply envious of their lifestyle
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MY NEIGHBORS ARE SETTING OFF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FIREWORKS
IT IS SO LOUD
I’M EVEN YELLING AS I TYPE SO YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER THIS BULLSHIT
I MEAN REALLY WOW THIS IS EXCESSIVE
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shavingryansprivates:
we should have a contest to see who can make the most obviously non-serious text post and still have someone get offended by it
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
– J.D. Salinger
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bigundies:
i want to be a cat so bad sometimes i could scream i want a tail right now i want a tail to hit against people’s faces and a rough cat tongue to lick everyone’s face i WNANT TOB BE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaving23spiders:
richwhitelesbian:
for me the #1 meme is the inevitable passage of time and slow decay of all lifeforms until they are unable to sustain themselves any longer and die. the first time i experienced this meme i started sobbing uncontrollably
i prefer the trolling face
batreaux:
mean while at the KnowYourMeme headquarters, the corpses are stacked high and the silence is deafening
richwhitelesbian:
know your meme if you ever want to see your wife and kids again
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